Zombie Filks

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At the last filk M was told to write some zombie songs before the next local SciFi Con. As a result he has been finding zombie songs everywhere (well, at least on the classic rock stations, and last night in the music of Les Miserables).

"Castle on a Cloud" - "There is a zombie in the yard, he wants to come and eat my brain...." you get the idea.

S walked into the kitchen to this, and after an explanation of what we were up to (and after H asked if even Twinkle, Twinkle could be made into a zombie song), S wrote the following:

The Twinkle Little Zombie Song
Words: S, March 7th, 2011
TTO: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle twinkle little zombie.

I wonder what kind of zombie you are,

because there are so many kinds of zombies.

Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie,

Zombie, zombies everywhere.
S's song inspired C and H to write their own:

Five Zombies and One Zombie Plate
Words and tune: C, March 7, 2011

Two zombie faces on a jelly bean,

And a maniac zombie, and a maniac zombie,

and a maniac zombie, and a maniac zombie.

Two maniac zombies, three maniac zombies.

A plate and a plate and a zombie plate.

(C wishes to explain that if you eat the jelly bean with two faces on it you will turn into a zombie.)

The Itsy Bitsy Zombie
Words: H, March 7th, 2011
TTO: The Itsy Bitsy Spider

An itsy bitsy zombie climbed up the water spout.

Down came the ammo, and washed the zombie into pieces.

We have no problems with zombies anymore.