Gov overreach and Buffy. Conversation with H.

Approximately five minutes ago:

H wandered in to tell me something from the Buffy she is watching.

She looked at my face, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Me: "Oh, I'm just reading a depressing article on the overreach of yet another government agency."

Questioning look from H.

Me: "The FDA has decided cheese makers can't age their cheese on wooden boards anymore."

H: "What are they supposed to age it on?"

Me: "I don't know, I haven't gotten that far in the article."

H: Worried look on her face - "So, does this apply to everyone?"

Me: "Not if you want to make your own cheese, just commercial cheese makers."

H: "Oh, good, so Bobby (4-H cooking leader) can still make her own cheese without getting in trouble."

Me: "Yeah."

H: "Buffy was being reasonable for once, she said to make sure to meet a guy in a public place, in daylight, with friends around. It's the one where Willow is talking to the guy on the computer."

Me: "The daylight thing was probably because of vampires."

Here's the article. The stupid, it burns.