Alien Zombie Ducks - Filk

[crazychicknlady]

So thanks to a line about not owning any alien zombie ducks in my very whiny post earlier, my hubby came up with most of a chorus and pestered me about needing to write a song about, you guessed it, alien zombie ducks. Apparently unloading on livejournal got my creative juices flowing.

So without further adieu:

Alien Zombie Ducks
Words: Me and my hubby (He gave me the idea for the chorus, I modified it and also wrote the verses)
Music: Me
July 13th, 2012

4/4 time

I find I have a giant problem; I don't know what to do.
Ducks from space have joined my flock and I can't tell who is who.
At night instead of quacks I hear a moaning zapping sound,
It appears it's not just alien ducks, but zombies too abound.

Quack, quack.
Zap, zap.
Quack, quack.
Zap, zap.
Quack, quack.
Quack, zap, quack, brains.

I thought I'd get a dog to tell the good ones from the bad.
But I'm afraid to say that that tale ended rather sad.
It didn't take them very long to turn things end on end,
And now I have a zombie dog from which I must defend.

Quack, quack.
Zap, zap.
Quack, quack.
Zap, zap.
Quack, quack.
Woof, woof, zap, brains.

And now I'm left with no ideas to save my little farm.
I daren’t try to weed them out for fear of causing harm.
If truth be told they really aren't that bad of company.
At least they seem to have a taste for gophers, not for me.

Quack, quack.
Zap, zap.
Quack, quack.
Zap, zap.
Quack, quack.
Quack, zap, quack, brains.

Verse chords:
C C C C
C C G G
C C C C
C C G C

Chorus chords:
G/C
C
G/C
C
G/C
C/G G/C

Chords are approximate, play how it sounds right.