According to my children, it's not cold.

When I was in high-school, the funniest joke I ever heard went something like this:

Q - What's the definition of a sweater?

A - Something you put on when your mother is cold.

The first time I heard it I laughed so hard, because it was so true of my mother.

Now I have officially become my mother.

I am cold. I am wearing a jacket and jeans and I am still cold.

My kids are running around the house in bathing suits.

They are playing beach resort, or some sort of make believe game along those lines. S is "sun bathing" on the futon in the living room.

But, then again, at least I'm not making them put on sweaters.

Four

ETA: I figured for future reference, when my memory of all of this has faded away, I should mention that these are goose eggs.